WiseVibes asked:


Three women – one German, one Japanese and a pretty Southern Belle – were sitting naked in the sauna of a luxury hotel. The German and the Japanese women were ignoring the Southern Belle, obviously jealous of her beauty and conscious of their own frumpiness. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The stocky German woman pressed here forearm and the beeping stopped. The Southern Belle looked at her questioningly so the German woman said to her smugly, “That was my pager. I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.”

A few minutes later, a phone rang. The haughty Japanese woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished her call, she looked at the Southern Belle and pompously explained, “That was my cell phone. I have a microchip in my hand.”

At that, the Southern Belle stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. When she returned, she had a piece of toilet paper trailing from her behind. “Will you look at that,” she said mockingly. “I’m getting a FAX!”

Joe