Why is my Dog Smarter than Your Dog?
Saturday, July 25th, 2009
Amy O. asked:
My dog goes to a private elite school where he is trained on how to behave properly and actually gets a real education. They teach him the ABC’s, which means he can actually read and say a few words such as hello, he can also do math! Not just that, he has his own dog car that he drives with a cute little dog license. I’m able to afford him many luxuries which consist of him going to a dog hotel when I’m away, or if he wants to get busy there is a wide varirty of pure bred female dogs that he may choose any that he likes to mate with. He also has his own park and minature dog mansion right next to my mansion. I even bought him a phone if he ever feels like calling MAMA. He is so trained that he knows how to use a phone and can even walk himself.
Bobby
My dog goes to a private elite school where he is trained on how to behave properly and actually gets a real education. They teach him the ABC’s, which means he can actually read and say a few words such as hello, he can also do math! Not just that, he has his own dog car that he drives with a cute little dog license. I’m able to afford him many luxuries which consist of him going to a dog hotel when I’m away, or if he wants to get busy there is a wide varirty of pure bred female dogs that he may choose any that he likes to mate with. He also has his own park and minature dog mansion right next to my mansion. I even bought him a phone if he ever feels like calling MAMA. He is so trained that he knows how to use a phone and can even walk himself.
Bobby